Bats!

…a solution occurred to me in the middle of the night, while I was in bed with the covers pulled over my head in case Bart had not yet been decapitated by the ceiling fan…. Continue reading »

Turbo Listing

My star’s turned blue at eBay! They sent me an e-mail about it, and apparently it’s quite an honor, like getting the Nobel Peace Prize, because they want me to “download and print [my] Blue Star Certificate and display it proudly.” As If I needed more stuff around the house. Maybe if I had a … Continue reading »